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Motion to Dismiss Filed: LARRY KLAYMAN, v. COMMIE GIRL INDUSTRIES, INC., (WONKETTE) and REBECCA SCHOENKOPF.

It is our honor to represent Wonkette and Rebecca! As our Valentine’s Day present to the Wonkette family, we send this poem.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
A Motion to Dismiss has been filed.
We plan to seek sanctions against @LarryEKlayman, too!

Read it here, Motion To Dismiss

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